August 2009
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Amazing.
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Time traveling sweatcakes.
wardrox:
I was sweating so much on the way home I met myself from the future. I told me that I had travelled back in time to warn myself about the pending nickname “sweatcakes” I would get when I told people about this story. I said the only way to prevent this nickname was to make sure I never told anybody about this. I told myself that my understanding of time travel meant if I never told...
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Robot Chicken: Mario Kart
[via.]
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Making McDonalds into a gourmet meal.
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[#1] If I use a full sheet of paper, I'm not...
gynecologistcobra:
(note: i planned to write a series of “stop being stupid” public service announcements like this on a different tumblr, but after realizing that I was neither smart nor clever enough to keep this up, i decided to just write them here with tags.)
I hate that saying. Even though it’s mostly used sardonically, I’m barely killing one tree. I’m no professional...
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Edward: Let me tell you something about Jacob. We...
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sayhellojo:
This is amazing….
Just wait. You’ll get it eventually…
Awesome.
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SCUBA DIVING CAT!!!!
agentmlovestacos:
SCUBA DIVING KITTY! #morningcuteness (via @JimMcCann) Watch through to find out who her favorite swimming partner is. So. Fucking. Cute.